When I first started doing these analyses, I knew that one day, I would be analyzing Pyre (short enough, no abbreviation needed...), due to one simple fact: it is so very bizarrely unique. I would by no means consider myself a super fan of Supergiant Games. Some of their games are fun, others, not so much. But I will say this about the small game dev company, they certainly … [Read more...]
Punch-Out!! (Wii) – Dance Like A Fly And Bite Like A Mosquito
Fun fact, I have absolutely no interest in boxing. I think it is one of the most moronic sports out there. Two dudes get in a ring and punch the tar out of each other until one of them either gives up or passes out. Why would anyone do that? I don't know, and honestly, I don't care. So, then, you might be wondering, if I'm so apathetic towards the sport, why oh why is … [Read more...]
Golf Story – Throw Your Virtual Clubs Into The Nearest Virtual Water Hazard
My family have been avid golfers for at least four generations. My cousin has participated in many tournaments (and even won a few). My Grandpa, uncles, and dad helped build the Palisades golf course just outside of Manti, Utah. And, as a family we have made it a tradition to go to Top Golf every year on the anniversary of my dad's passing. Needless to say... I hate golf. … [Read more...]